Someone is bummmmed that he lost his beloved blue sunglasses at the playground yesterday. Someone did not understand why Mommy would not just hand them over already this morning. Someone had a goddamned meltdown over the lack of sunglasses procurement this morning.
He was super into this pair. It was getting to the point where he’d just wear them all the time, indoors and out. Was pretty into wearing them on the subway the other day too, periodically pulling them down a little and checking himself out in the window reflection. “Lookin’ good!” he’d inform himself. You know, just one cool New York dude, wearing sunglasses and walking down the street while eating a slice. You know how it is, New York.